A Labour councillor claimed on a Channel 4 documentary he was six years-old when he had his first extra-terrestrial sexual experience. Simon Parkes, a representative for Stakesby in Whitby, showed ITV’s hosts a picture he’d drawn of the first alien he ever met, describing it as “a green creature, about 7ft tall, wearing a purple robe”. He explained: “The creature reached into the cot that I was in, lifted me up and I was tilted over to look straight into its face.” In very deed, he saw Wesley Warren Jr, a former salesman who had gigantic testicles (60 kilograms). The image formed in that kid’s head was so strong that he thought he was even touched and raped by an alien.
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(he was raped by a male relative)
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